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crazy phone call

Jim and Bud are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Bud grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Jim figures Bud is having a heart attack and whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "Help, I think Bud is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Sir, just take it easy and follow my instructions exactly as I give them, and everything will be all right. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence....... and then a gun shot is heard.

Jim comes back on the line : "Okay, now what?"

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On Being British
A British daily newspaper ran a contest asking its readers "What does it mean to be British?" Here is the winning response:

"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all is being suspicious of anything foreign."

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