Be Clear With Your Words...

crazy phone call

Jim and Bud are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Bud grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Jim figures Bud is having a heart attack and whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "Help, I think Bud is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Sir, just take it easy and follow my instructions exactly as I give them, and everything will be all right. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence....... and then a gun shot is heard.

Jim comes back on the line : "Okay, now what?"



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