Come Again

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A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.



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  • The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
  • There is no psychiatrist in the world like a new puppy licking your face.
  • A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
  • The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
  • Dogs love their friends& bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate.
  • Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
  • If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise .

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