Silent But Deadly

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An elderly couple are attending church services. About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, "I’m so embarrassed, I just broke wind—silently, I couldn’t contain it any longer. What do you think I should do?"

He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."



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