Twisted Sister

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Sister Marilyn and Sister Marie, are travelling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the bonnet of the car and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Marie.

Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"What shall I do now?" Sister Marilyn shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Marie.

Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn.

"Show him your cross," says Sister Marie.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn. She opens the window and shouts, "Get the heck off the car!"



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