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Two college football players, Bubba and Tiny, were taking an important mid-term exam. If they failed, they would be put on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game. The exam was "fill in the blank" and the last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _____."

Bubba was stumped -- he had no idea what to answer, but he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed.

Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. "Tiny, what's the answer to the last question?" Tiny laughed, "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows that Old MacDonald had a FARM."

"Oh yeah," said Bubba, "I remember now." He picked up his pencil and started to write the answer but stopped. Tapping Tiny on the shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"

Tiny grimaced, "Bubba. Everybody knows farm is spelled 'E-I-E-I-O'."

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Points To Ponder

Chinese Proverbs
  • Man who run in front of car get tired.
  • Man who run behind car get exhausted.
  • Man with one chopstick go hungry.
  • Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
  • War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
  • Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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