Aawww Nuts!

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A young man goes to visit his grandmother and brings along his friend Bob. While he's busy talking to his grand-mother in the kitchen, Bob finds a dish of nuts on the coffee table and starts eating them. Finding them to be the best nuts he’s ever tasted, he soon finishes them off, leaving the empty bowl on the table.

As they are leaving, Bob turns to the lady and apologises; “I’m sorry, but I ate all your nuts, they were just the tastiest I’ve ever had!”

"Oh that’s alright sonny, “ she smiles, “I have another package of them in the closet. I don’t mind anyhow. Since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off them."

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