What Do Retired People Do All Day?

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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. 

Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town to do a little shopping. We weren’t looking for anything particular, just browsing. We stopped into one little shop, had a quick look, and left. We were only there about 5 minutes maybe, when we came out there stood a cop writing out a parking ticket. We approached him and I said, “Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?”

He snickered, ignored us and continued writing out the ticket, sticking it under the wiper blades. So I told him exactly what I thought of him in no uncertain words.

He glared at me, flipped the page in his book and wrote out another ticket for the vehicle having worn tires. So Mary had a few choice words to say to him too.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes or so. The more we mocked him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't really care about the whole thing, we came into town on the bus. We just like to try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age you know.



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