Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just sailed right on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just drove through a red light."
They drove a few more minutes and they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through. This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things. She was getting very nervous and decided to pay very close attention at the next light.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they drove right through it. Shocked, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know that you ran through three red lights in a row? You could have gotten us killed!"
Mildred turned to her friend and blurted out, "Me, I thought you were driving!”
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