Yes Honey, Whatever you want

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Everyone in the room stops to listen when a cell phone rings at an exclusive men's club one afternoon. One of the men picks it up and answers on speakerphone so everyone can hear .....

Man: "Hello."

Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club"?

Man: "Yes."

Woman: "I am at the mall now, and I found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it okay if I buy it"?

Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one that I really liked."

Man: "How much"?

Woman: "$90,000."

Man: "Okay, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

Woman: "Okay. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

Man: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up the phone and places it back on the table and begins to walk away. The other men in the club are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He smiles and asks, "Does anyone know who's phone this is?..." 

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