Amazing Nonsense Facts


Did you know that if you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. It hardly seems worth it...

If you passed gas continuously for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas would be produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. Now that's more like it!

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps to squirt blood 30 feet. Wow!

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. Totally Creepy.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.

The flea can jump 350 times its body length.. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?

Butterflies taste with their feet. Yuck!

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. If you're ambi-dextrous, do you split the difference?

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. OK, so that would be a good thing.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. I know some people like that.

Starfish have no brains. I know some people like that, too.

Polar bears are left-handed. If they switch, maybe they'll live a lot longer.

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Give a man a fish...
As the old adage goes; Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. But teach a man to fish and he will... go out and buy expensive fishing equipment, stupid looking clothes, a sports utility vehicle, travel 1000 miles to the "hottest" fishing spot, and stand waist deep in cold water just so he can outsmart a fish. Average cost per fish: $395.68, but who’s counting?

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