God & The Biker

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A biker was riding along on a highway when suddenly the sky opened above his head, a light shone down, and in a booming voice said: "Son, because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you what your heart desires."

The biker pulled over and said: "Lord, build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "My Son, your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required would reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honour and glorify me."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord thought about this for a moment, then replied, "Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?"



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