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Cure For Lateness
Bob had a problem. He got up late in the mornings and was always late for work. His boss was mad and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something.
So Bob went to his doctor to see if there was anything that could help him. The doctor gave Bob a little green pill and told him to take it right before he went to bed and see if it worked.
Bob went home and that night got a great night's sleep, and actually beat the alarm in the morning. After a leisurely breakfast, he cheerfully drove to work and took the long way there.
Arriving early, he reported to the main office; "Boss," he said, "I saw my doctor and he gave me this wonderful little green pill. I slept like a baby and I feel wonderfully refreshed and alive today!“
"That's all fine Bob," said the boss, "But where were you yesterday?”
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