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The Purrfect Man... Dog... Cat?

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Ladies,

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him, and never says it's not quite as good as his mother made it... Then buy a dog!

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want ... Then buy a dog!

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies... Then buy a dog!

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet, and whom you can push off if he snores ... Then buy a dog!

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally... Then buy a dog!

But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night, and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his own happiness... Then buy a cat!

Now be honest, you thought I was going to say.... then marry a man! HA!


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Points To Ponder

Dog Logic
  • The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
  • There is no psychiatrist in the world like a new puppy licking your face.
  • A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
  • The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
  • Dogs love their friends& bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate.
  • Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
  • If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise .

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