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Jim and Bud are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Bud grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Jim figures Bud is having a heart attack and whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "Help, I think Bud is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Sir, just take it easy and follow my instructions exactly as I give them, and everything will be all right. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence....... and then a gun shot is heard.
Jim comes back on the line : "Okay, now what?"
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