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The doctor was talking to his patient about the necessity of an operation. “You have a serious health problem and are going to need the operation. You shouldn’t put it off”, he told his patient.

“How much will this operation cost?”, the man asked.

“Counting the hospital bill and everything” the doctor said, “it will cost about $12,000”.

“This is terrible”, the man said. “I just don’t have that kind of money available to me.”

“Could you pay me so much a month?”, the doctor asked.

“Monthly... I’m sure I could manage that,” the man said.

The doctor said, “Fine, Could you pay $344.50 a month?”.

“Yes, said the man, I could do that. That amount sounds funny though, It’s sounds just like buying a car.”

“I am,” the doctor said.

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On Being British
A British daily newspaper ran a contest asking its readers "What does it mean to be British?" Here is the winning response:

"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all is being suspicious of anything foreign."

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