I Resolve to ..... do something new....

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The New York Times recently asked readers to send in their resolutions and they received some interesting answers:

* I will no longer waste my time reliving all the mistakes I made in the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.

* I will not bore my boss by making the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some new excuses.

* I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.

* To conserve water, I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible.

* I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly....

* I will try to figure out why I really need nine e-mail addresses.

* I will stop sending e-mails to my spouse when I am home with them.

* I resolve to work with neglected children — starting with my own.

* I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I’m not a clock watcher.

* I will not tell the same story at every family or office get together.

* I won’t worry so much.

* I will cut my hair.

* I will grow my hair.

* I will stop considering other people’s feelings when they so obviously don’t consider mine.

* I will be more imaginative in the ways that I tease my children about their romances.

* I will not hang around girls - they think you love them and that sucks.

* I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.

* I will not buy the latest gadget, gizmo, or thing-ama-jig being sold on TV infomercials just because it only costs three easy payments of $9.99

* I will read ATP Magazine each and every month, never missing an issue and tell all my friends about how great it is!

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Points To Ponder

Something to think about
  • Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
  • Why do round pizzas come in square boxes?
  • How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
  • Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up just about every two hours?
  • Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in crappy binoculars to look at things way down on the ground?
  • Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
  • Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

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